Will wonders never cease?
Greed: Mr Krabs
Lust: Spongebob Squarepants
That’s what I was going to say.
I legit was.
I do not like my cough or all the phlegm I cough up.
I love being grammatically correct.
And being able to spell most words perfectly without even having to think about it.
The worst is when I do have to think about it though.
They both look right/wrong.
I would like to be.
- Me: Hey. Hey Internet Connection. Yeah. You. Hey.
- My Internet: Yo. Sup?
- Me: I fucking hate you.
Holy shit tomorrow night is going to rule.
I haven’t been neglecting you, Tumblr.
I swearz I still love you.
Stand stupid lesbians.
Oh hey rain.
Wanna fuck off now?
Or at least what I do to earn money.
It’s most excellent.
I’m going to be important as well as famous, one day.