November 2011
kingofthe-weasleys:
unfollowing everyone that reblogs twilight from now on.
Not a Taylor Lautner fan anymore? Don’t want to marry Jacob Black?
long—gone:
My life be like “say wahhhh? I’m so awesome” . Life, killin it.
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Fraser Island for two weeks. See you when I get...
want to cuddle?
Rather mosh.
Starting your sentence with 'bro' so people know...
That Lolli Girl.: Pre-ordered the collectors... →
thomassavage:
thatlolligirl:
Pre-ordered the collectors edition of Diablo 3 like an awesome girlfriend for my boyfriends birthday. Turns out he went and pre-ordered it tonight.
So now the surprise is over and I will now be the not so proud owner of a game ill never play.
I’m in such a bad mood. All I wanted was to be an…
Also just cancel the pre-order? Get refund.
That would be what we...
I wrote a fairy tale.
titsout4theboys:
Once there was a princess
not as pretty as the rest
who couldnt find prince charming
with tears upon her dress
until one day a man came
on a white horse he rode
promised to save her
if she’d swallow his load
this is not a fairy tale
no a tragic story at best
for he would never marry her
just cum over her chest.
everyones getting rings and shit for grad.. i got...
I got nothing but a high school certificate.
Tumblr can't be shut down. It just can't. This...
I’m not. I’m Jack.
Saying fuck you I dont wanna dress up as a saint...
empressandiiskywalker:
I offered my boyfriend blowjobs everyday for a week in order to play skyrim for an hour
He turned me down Damn
Were you serious about the blowjobs? Because it’s likely he’s a clever lad and knew you’d back out on him.
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jedikirby:
that awkward moment when co-workers who genuinely made fun of you for liking Star Wars for YEARS…..are suddenly having
“SW marathons with lightsabers and all!!!”
……
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Headbutt them.
