kingofthe-weasleys: unfollowing everyone that reblogs twilight from now on. Not a Taylor Lautner fan anymore? Don’t want to marry Jacob Black?
long—gone: My life be like “say wahhhh? I’m so awesome” . Life, killin it.
Fraser Island for two weeks. See you when I get...
want to cuddle?
Starting your sentence with 'bro' so people know...
That Lolli Girl.: Pre-ordered the collectors... →
thomassavage: thatlolligirl: Pre-ordered the collectors edition of Diablo 3 like an awesome girlfriend for my boyfriends birthday. Turns out he went and pre-ordered it tonight. So now the surprise is over and I will now be the not so proud owner of a game ill never play. I’m in such a bad mood. All I wanted was to be an… Also just cancel the pre-order? Get refund. That would be what we...
I wrote a fairy tale.
titsout4theboys: Once there was a princess not as pretty as the rest who couldnt find prince charming with tears upon her dress until one day a man came on a white horse he rode promised to save her if she’d swallow his load this is not a fairy tale no a tragic story at best for he would never marry her just cum over her chest.
everyones getting rings and shit for grad.. i got...
I got nothing but a high school certificate.
Tumblr can't be shut down. It just can't. This...
I’m not. I’m Jack.
Saying fuck you I dont wanna dress up as a saint...
empressandiiskywalker: I offered my boyfriend blowjobs everyday for a week in order to play skyrim for an hour He turned me down Damn Were you serious about the blowjobs? Because it’s likely he’s a clever lad and knew you’d back out on him.
jedikirby: that awkward moment when co-workers who genuinely made fun of you for liking Star Wars for YEARS…..are suddenly having “SW marathons with lightsabers and all!!!” …… Read More Headbutt them.