YOLT
You Only Live Thrice
You Only Live Thrice
and imma brag for a minute, CAUSE I GOT MARRIED IN A MO’FUCKIN AQUARIUM.
to an amazing man, of course,
BUT THERE WERE SHARKS THERE. I WAS MARRIED WITH SHARKS. FUCK GOD, I HAD SHARKS AS MY WITNESS.
“FUCK GOD, I HAD SHARKS AS MY WITNESS.” may be one of the best uses of the English langueage ever.
I actually just want a hot chocolate with marshmallows…