You Only Live Thrice
and imma brag for a minute, CAUSE I GOT MARRIED IN A MO’FUCKIN AQUARIUM.
to an amazing man, of course,
BUT THERE WERE SHARKS THERE. I WAS MARRIED WITH SHARKS. FUCK GOD, I HAD SHARKS AS MY WITNESS.
“FUCK GOD, I HAD SHARKS AS MY WITNESS.” may be one of the best uses of the English langueage ever.
I actually just want a hot chocolate with marshmallows…
- most people: i'm going to see the avengers!
- me: oh cool, have you seen all the individual movies that lead into it?
- most people: huh?
- Random Girl in audience: I think the Hulk is in this one.
- Me: Lulz